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Marksman
11-12-2006, 17:14
Howdy folks.
Right, just to keep the site informed I've decided to create a POCMUC thread. Partly to keep you lot informed of progress but mostly to try and make Paul cry in frustration when he can't work out the acronym. :gay:
Paff is my partner for the purposes of POCMUC-ery.
Just to start you off:-
(0) It's MR2 related, and is within the spirit of TB.
(1) It's not been done before (we believe).
(2) We'll be throwing it away when it's finished.
(3) We need some rear strut brace rings, but not for an engine jig, or a strut brace come to think of it.
Hopfully weather willing we will publish our creation in a weeks time, so you've got that long to work it out Paul.
Enjoy,
Owen & Paff.
Sponge Bob
11-12-2006, 17:38
Wah???
Paul Woods
11-12-2006, 18:04
bastard!!! its had me deranged since the xmas do what you're up to....
Piece Of Crap Might Undergo Customization? :)
TELL ME!!!!
Marksman
11-12-2006, 18:08
Howdy Paul.
Well you've got one word right, but that's it I'm afraid. If you lose a thumb whilst thinking about this and not what you're grinding Becky will kill me!
Tonight sees lots of boring preparation with an aim to total pocmucisation on Sunday evening.
Tick, tock, tick tock, tick tock.
O.S.
Paul Woods
11-12-2006, 18:15
Position Of Car ....Might...er,Use............Castors?????
Marksman
11-12-2006, 18:25
Not quite sure where you plucked that from Mr. Woods but it worked, as it happens the words are wrong but I did bring home some castors from work today to help with the project. Only help though, they wont we included in the finished article...
Owen.
Om my way Owen sorry I'm running late, will be there shortly :)
Pile Of Crap Made Up Colloquism?
mr2aw11turbo
11-12-2006, 19:52
Paff's Over Complicated Method Using Corn?
Paff's Obliterated Christmas, Marksman's Unhappy Chap?
Sponge Bob
11-12-2006, 20:25
Paff & Owen's Cock's Might Undergo Chafing lol
Sorry - couldn't resist...
Paul Woods
11-12-2006, 20:33
woohoo I got it! solid struts replace the mk1 ones and bolt onto the bottom ball joint and with a castor at the bottom,so you can wheel car around the garage! yes?
Paul Woods
11-12-2006, 20:36
either that or spongeys chaffing cocks idea !
Sponge Bob
11-12-2006, 20:47
But Paul - they said they'll be throwing it away when it's finished... sounds like the sort of thing you'd keep - although i'm not sure what you mean :S hehe
PAff & Owens christmas movie un cut...
Steer from the rear mk1?
POCMUC Piece Of Crap Made Up of Crud? .... That describes most mk1's right lol
Pile of crap meets uncle sam ? ? ?
ARGH !
NO IDEA - TELL TELL TELL ! ! !
drivin me nuts
Arkwright
11-12-2006, 23:28
Paff & Owen's Cock's Might Undergo Chafing lol
Sorry - couldn't resist...
How rude - and just who is supposed to be doing the activity to cause the chafing?
BTW - although I am not helping with this project I might be open to bribery given the right incentive.
Hee hee!!!
Marksman
11-12-2006, 23:51
Oy you 'orrible lot, this is not a piece of crap this is not to be laughed at. (Did you believe that? Of course it's to be bloody laughed at, but it's not Piece or Crap, but Of is correct.) Anyway Paff and I had a good prep session for the eventual POCMUC-age, so we're still on track. I just need to stop changing the design and actually build it :whistle: I like all the wrong guesses, just give more ideas for future projects... :twisted:
Keep going guys, so far all you've got is one "Of" and the temporary use of a few castors...
:whistle:
Owen and Paff.
part
of
car
mobile
under
castors
One day maybe you'll all find out, tis funny to see the guesses tho :)
Was quite happy with tonights initial prepping, shame it started raining so we had to stop altho may have been a good thing or I'd have still been there now :)
Oh and Paul............
you have no idea :)
Marksman
12-12-2006, 00:35
Hinterwesting idea Stu but you're not thinking big enough. What is TB all about?
O.S.
Sponge Bob
12-12-2006, 00:48
So it's not a massive umbrella then paff... ;)
Sponge Bob
12-12-2006, 01:07
How rude - and just who is supposed to be doing the activity to cause the chafing?
Rude!!! I was merely suggesting that Paff & Owen's male hen's would be operating threshing machines in order to separate grain and chaff...
Paul Woods
12-12-2006, 06:28
lol ash!!
bugger i thought id got it.... mentally tortured here!!
Marksman
12-12-2006, 07:01
Cheers for that Ash!
Note to self, remember to arrange the hire of special equipment tonight...
Next hint:-
Which fairly rare MK1 part do I have a spare of?
Right, its offtoworktime for me, so happy mulling Paul,
Owen.
Which fairly rare MK1 part do I have a spare of?
Owen.
Which MK1 part don't you have a spare of?
Rare that would be an un-corroded item and you don't have any of those.:hidesbehi
So how about 'Pair Of Cockrels Mounted Under Car'....similar to your old camry:nuts:
Pile of castors, maybe until Christmas:freak3:
wangan_x
12-12-2006, 12:26
project of careening multiple undying cars?
Arkwright
12-12-2006, 12:49
Pile of castors, maybe until Christmas:freak3:
Better not be until Christmas - his Mother's coming to stay with us and this place has to be PERFECT so no rust buckets disolving on the driveway allowed - well no additional ones anyway :banghead:
So we got of? Hmm,, and to be published, this was a brainer.:eh:
hmmm, give us one more word, or three?
Marksman
12-12-2006, 16:49
Which MK1 part don't you have a spare of?
Rare that would be an un-corroded item and you don't have any of those.:hidesbehi
So how about 'Pair Of Cockrels Mounted Under Car'....similar to your old camry:nuts:
Class Rowdan! :thumbsup:
OK next hint...
I liberated one of the key ingredients for POCMUC-ery when prepping Baldric for 1.5-ness, but it's not the obvious bit...
Sorry Shorty I don't really want to give away the words yet. :twisted:
O.S.
Marksman
12-12-2006, 22:56
woohoo I got it! solid struts replace the mk1 ones and bolt onto the bottom ball joint and with a castor at the bottom,so you can wheel car around the garage! yes?
Skimmed past this post first time round as it wasn't the right answer, but Paul that's a pretty damn good idea :praise2: Especially for people doing a lot of chassis work in a tight space, or who'd like to powdercoat the suspension parts but don't want the car on axle stands. I wonder how strong the struts and castors would have to be? Stronger than my wooden effort would be nice :whistle: Hmm, more mullage required.
Would anyone with connections to the man upstairs please put in a request for a South Wales heatwave over the next few evenings? Oh and if it could stay light until midnight and rain tea every half hour or so that'd be appreciated too :thumbsup:
Cheers all,
Owen.
Sponge Bob
12-12-2006, 23:36
Right - a bit of knowledge pooling to crack this riddle...
Why is the weather so important to this project?
It crops up in most of O & P's posts as halting progress - is something non waterproof being used? Is the entire thing non-waterproof?
Preparation seems important - so it's like you're building up to something?
Every psot so far has been about preparing for something - as if you're going to pull some ropes and it will come to life...
You mentioned changing the design - so it's possibly an art based project by the sound of it - not a useful car item such as a mcdonalds hamburger turbocharger (4lbs per square inch consumed)...
Is disposable and can be laughed at??
Requires special equipment to hire?
My guess would be an engine hoist... what else could it be?
Fairly rare mk1 piece?
Lost totally... any ideas
Key ingredient from Baldric for swap..?
Has to be the 4A-GE... plus that ties up with the need to hire a hoist...
...but you say it's not the obvious bit - so that leaves perhaps another part from the engine bay which needs a hoist - gearbox perhaps...
or maybe you're just tossing a few random things in the mix...
Bah... tell us :(
He's dying to tell us so pretend you're not interested and he'll spill the beans...
4age, hahahahahahahaha, if it was that I wouldn't have spent Monday with owen stripping the bugger out. Altho who knows it or even part of it may still be used :) Or I may be lying there, oh and also the one that was in there was probably buggered anyway so may have required a swap.
Oh and as for weather halting progress, has anyone actually seen what rain has fallen lately, its hard work working outside in that, can't use no electricity, gets you cold and pissed off and most importantly..........
waters down beer.
And the rare part, think its a pack of mint hobnobs, cos even I havn't seen any yet and I'm sure they were originally supplied with the mk1 :)
Oh and disposable it may be, depends what happens between now and xmas I spose...........
And no we are not building santa's sleigh
well at least at the mo.
Oh and just to mention, we don't actually need to hire a hoist to lift a 4a as owen already has one suitable for that sort of purpose
Oh and Owen, sod the raining tea I just want your local barmaid to deliver me beer every 30 mins :) She can even stay around and watch if she wants, needs to be the bikini clad photographer tho..
Right anyone else got any ideas cos I almost confused myself on that one
wangan_x
13-12-2006, 06:06
project of combining multiple uniformed cars?
Paul Woods
13-12-2006, 06:54
owen i reckon said struts would only need to be 30mm box with a steel castor,i really thought thats what you were doing!
i give up,you've beaten me! now tell us before i have to go down to ipswich again and vent more anger.....ooooh scrapped the bottom of the barrel there.
Marksman
13-12-2006, 16:51
Rightho chaps seems only fair to give you a helping hand...
(1) One more word:- Up
(2) So we have P. Of C. M. Up C.
The other letters are accefknooooprrt :hmm:
(3) Baldric was a 4agZe BTW, this matters... :poke2:
(4) Waterproof? Well if it wern't to be thrown away then making it so would be the most expensive part of the project. :banghead:
(5) Yup have an engine hoist so no need to hire. The kit I'm renting is coming from HSS though...
Any guesses? :tease:
Owen.
That'll do for now!
ARRRRGH TELL ME!!!
You want acronyms...i'll give you acronyms.....me and a BSM are coming down with a pair of BFH and were gonna beat 7 BOS out of you if you dont tell me what it is now.:banghead:
Just venting...love in :toke: hate out... and all that.:nuts:
;)
Poop Of Cack Moftc up Corner
GAHHHH!!!>:(
Seasnake
13-12-2006, 18:41
How about: -
Proof
of
Concept
Mock
Up
Car
?????????????????????????????????????
:beer:
Part
Of
Cooper
Mock
Up
Confc
Paul Woods
13-12-2006, 19:31
part of car marksman up cocked lol
part of car marksman up cocked
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3577/someidiotbangedmycaryesvs5.jpg
Marksman
14-12-2006, 00:11
How about: -
Proof
of
Concept
Mock
Up
Car
?????????????????????????????????????
:beer:
Give that man a prize :thumbsup: :praise2:
Might just give you the prototype if it works!
Well done that man,
Owen.
Oh and nooooooooooooooooooooo more Range Rover Porn! Urgh.
Sponge Bob
14-12-2006, 00:20
Meh? But what the hell is it tho?
Oh and Olber... that's wrong mate - you need to stop!!! or at least do a mr2...
Marksman
14-12-2006, 00:25
Meh? But what the hell is it tho?
Oy yes, now you come to mention it the name doesn't give much away now does it? :whistle:
Oh and Olber... that's wrong mate - you need to stop!!! or at least do a mr2...
preferabbly one of those girly curvy MK2's...
Have fun,
Owen.
Paul Woods
14-12-2006, 06:54
olie you got that pic straight from your docs didnt you? :) thats sooo wrong its almost right.
If you'd used this car instead...
http://www.farmauction.net/forauctions/soldlist/2003/Hensley%205-9-03/61%20MM%20Sedan.jpg
then the guy would get done for having sex with a minor.... :woods:
Owen still totally in the dark! Mock up car,you building a mk1 out of cornflake packets?
Marksman
14-12-2006, 17:58
Must say those people at HSS were very helpful. Tis nice to find someone not only willing to go the extra mile, but to say it's just part of the job and happy to help etc.
Me can't wait. Definatly more fun that the never ending prep work that Paff and I called a stop to at 11.15pm last night. MISSING LAST ORDERS NO LESS. Frigging POCMUC cant wait to kill it!
All the best,
Owen.
And we may not have even stopped then if I hadn't have looked at my phone to see if I had any messages.
Doesn't time fly when you is having fun :)
Part of Christmas, My Under Carriage !!!
lol at Rowdans Cockrels idea, it might be a power upgrade for a mk1
:hidesbehi
Marksman
14-12-2006, 22:07
Bitch :slap:
O.S.
Arkwright
15-12-2006, 13:44
rotflmao at all of you!
I'm really enjoying this thread - I know what they are doing and it SSSSSSSOOO appeals to my very feminine sence of humour that all you lot are DYING to know what it is :gay:
I'm also very pleased to see less of pocmuc everytime Paff visits - slightly less please to see pieces migrating to the dining room, patio, porch etc. - time's running out chaps so "get this party started".
Hey we got a weekend of pocmucery this weekend so I feel we should be able to keep to the time we have.
And those peices won't be there for too long this time :)
Marksman
15-12-2006, 13:51
Houston we have a PC!
Owen.
Paul Woods
15-12-2006, 17:32
ah,you're going to scan in every dimension of a mk1 into the pc so that full mock up versions of project cars can be visualised....please tell me thats close....hence each part is somehow being measured/scanned and then leaving the premises? probably miles away with that guess!
Marksman
15-12-2006, 18:04
Another very good idea Paul, and one that should be undertaken at some stage... ...but alas not this time :whistle:
O.S.
Marksman
15-12-2006, 18:05
Actually Paul to a very small degree you're close, but for all the wrong reasons.
The odd dimension is critical to this project...
O.S.
Arkwright
15-12-2006, 18:35
Actually Paul to a very small degree you're close, but for all the wrong reasons.
The odd dimension is critical to this project...
O.S.
Yep, there's some VERY odd dimensions been taken into account for this one :rolleyes:
lol I thought sumone had got it already.
Is the 1st word Point?
wangan_x
16-12-2006, 07:35
now were trying to decipher what it actualy is...
Marksman
16-12-2006, 09:27
Oy Paff, get your arse over here man! :driving:
Owen!
Oy Paff, get your arse over here man! :driving:
Owen!
all of a sudden i really DONT want to know what youre both up to..:puke:
wangan_x
17-12-2006, 11:37
io io
Roflmao
RIght, you say the Z (supercharger) bit of the 4agZe was important...
...does that mean you are building some sort of scoop/throttle body arrangement that sticks up out of the lid (or is part of the lid), maybe even above roof height ? ...possibly (as Pauls suggested) out of cornflake packets
...at least it won't rust I spose, tee hee :hidebehi
Peebs, waaaaaay off mate ;)
this weekend has been fun, and not in the way Paul is thinking going on his comment. pocmuc has taken a big leap forwards this weeken, bloody knackered now, has been hard work but must be honest, has been good fun.
Damn yu guys are gonna love this when you eventualy work it out
WTF ?! ?! ?!
You :welsh: are just off it boyo's
...but fair play to ya !
...Now, tell me, WTF is it you two are building, hmm ? A device to take a mk1 to Uranus - or should that be Urustus ? Pfffph!
opps :hidesbehi
Marksman
17-12-2006, 23:14
Howdy folks.
Well there's good news and bad news.
The good news is we've spent the weekend on POCMUC and things are looking good. Good enough that we're not going to throw it away straight off, but are going to carry it on to a second prototype. That means that the bad news is that we're not gonna tell you lot what it is until we've finished the next one. Sorry :whistle:
Just about all you need to work it out is in the previous posts.
(1) Well within the TB ethos.
(2) Critical part is off the shelf. (Well if you have a shelf of AW11SC bits it is anyway.)
(3) Loads of preparation, and then the real work starts.
(4) Not been done before.
Hope that helps,
Team POCMUC.
could you become the first SPASBO & ASBO winner owen..?
the admin is pulling rank and demands an explanation via PM..:thumbsup:
Marksman
18-12-2006, 06:45
could you become the first SPASBO & ASBO winner owen..?
the admin is pulling rank and demands an explanation via PM..:thumbsup:
Only if you promise on the pain of "KYT to the crusher" not to tell anyone. Agreed?
O.S.
agreed..you dont really have to tell me though..
its so obvious now..thanks owen..:thumbsup:
i'll crawl off into my hole again now..happy..!
Paul Woods
18-12-2006, 18:23
that just isnt fair i tell you!!! nik pm me what it is :)
Marksman
18-12-2006, 19:05
:old: Did you read the post about a certain rev3 MK1.5 , oh and a CRUSHER?
Happy :banghead: :banghead: Paul,
Owen.
Nik, were you surprised how obvious it was.
Night off pocmuc-ing tonight tho, do beleive it is a well earned rest tho
Right I reckon you're fitting a Mk2 with a 4agze. The lighter engine will improve its handling, and the bigger engine bay will make it easier to fit a bigger pulley wheel for more boost :)
Sponge Bob
19-12-2006, 00:19
I reckon this is an April Fools Day joke you're starting a little early this year...!
it is soooooooo obvious yes...:toke:
Marksman
19-12-2006, 06:55
We're surprised no-one's done it before actually, tis a pretty simple thing to do after all.
O.S.
Paul Woods
19-12-2006, 06:59
ah fitting a mk2 with a gze,it cant be that......that falls into the category of turd polishing which has already been done. :)
We're surprised no-one's done it before actually, tis a pretty simple thing to do after all.
O.S.
its been discussed many times though owen..maybe its only since TB has opened up poeples imagination and 'daring do' that brutalising a mk1 is now an acceptable option..that and the fact you pick one up for a few quid nowadays...
great mod though owen and paff..looking forward to seeing it becoming an off-the-shelf item...:rolleyes:
wangan_x
19-12-2006, 08:23
easy = less than 1 weeks work...
Sponge Bob
19-12-2006, 09:07
lol @ wangan
OK it's something you do to a mk1 ...
can't be taking the supercharger off and putting a turbo on, making a 4agTe, that's been done hasn't it?
who knows nik, maybe one day it will become off the shelf.
Wangan ok its not as easy as changing the brake pads but still not too bad (well as yet anyway)
and John, yep 4agte has been done, and will be done again, but you don't win the prize this time :)
Removing the TVIS ... done before, doesn't need a 4agze anyway ...
Side exit exhausts ... doesn't need a 4agze ...
Repositioning the intercooler? Fitting a chargecooler? Done before ...
Improved airflow - done, doesn't need a 4agze ...
Hmm ...
Twincharged ... done I think.
How about a 20v head onto a 4agze / 4agte / 4agzte?
Yep, was an off the shelf kit for TC'ing
Keep trying
oh and theres no point in the 20V head swap, doesn't really fit with the TB theme
Right ...
Requires a Mk1 and a requires a 4agze. Relatively straightforward but not been done before.
Probably engine related rather than airflow etc, which is why my 20v suggestion got such a snooty put-down :tease:
Gonna have to think about this :thk:
Sponge Bob
19-12-2006, 14:03
Four wheel drive mod?
Twin engine mod?
You going to tell us yet mod?
After a spot of caffeine fueled brainstorming, I’ve come up with some ideas:
A high boost supercharger with a dash-controlled wastegate to reduce the pressure when you don't want it.
A diff lock – seems a bit pointless though.
And my preferred choice which seems to fit the bill –
A dry sump ...
nope :)
John, how have you come to the conclusions you have, especially the fact of using a 4agze, tis intriguing me a little. Altho not enough to tell you the answer :) altho I can tell you, you still havn't got it yet :)
Well the supercharger one's got an obvious connection.
The diff lock only becaue the SC comes with an LSD gearbox.
The dry sump - well the sc engine is incidental but if you're going to all that trouble, may as well be a powerful engine. An n/a would be less able to corner fast enough to need it, perhaps.
Humph, I'll need more coffee :hyper:
Sponge Bob
19-12-2006, 14:33
Are you doing one of those really silly humongous great big ram air scoop things you get on American muscle cars... where you can see the butterfly valves opening on the charger at the front... etc etc
Does this project involve something poking out the top of the engine bay... i'm thinking it does...
A bit late - but....
Perfectly Ordinary Car, Made Utterly Crap. ??? :P ;)
Something else to confuse you a bit more john.............
not all the SC's came with LSD.
I would break out loads of coffee, you may be here some time :)
Ash.......... hmm like your thinking there, altho still not right.........yet, who knows for the future but thats probably another chapter that hasn't been written yet.
An Fizzy, may be late but could be accurate, I hope not cos its taking much prepwork and effort to get towards the goal but theres always that possibility
Paff, next time your stress inducing work colleague asks you for help, just be as vague as your being here and she'll soon get the message.:D
Is it a parachute and deployment device for Podge's V8?
Sponge Bob
19-12-2006, 16:53
Jeez guys, what are you waiting for.......
Christmas :hidesbehi
If it's throw away-able and to do with a supercharger, is it :
Peice of Cardboard (for) Mixing up Coolant?
For your IC?
superchargedsam
19-12-2006, 18:23
piece of crap must understand completely ........well if he bought a secret MK2 or perhaps its the citreon !
Paul Woods
19-12-2006, 18:41
i give up,has beaten me this one..... they're welsh so could be getting up to absolutely anything! AH! its a mk1 cloaking device to enable you to cross the bridge toll free :)
i give up,has beaten me this one..... they're welsh so could be getting up to absolutely anything!
Pictures of Cock, Mainly up Cows
Marksman
19-12-2006, 18:53
Pictures of Cock, Mainly up Cows
Outstanding :thumbsup:
Paul, you of all people should have worked it out. Think back to your first build diary... ...bit of AW11SC... (but not exactly that bit) Hmm...
Owen.
Paul Woods
19-12-2006, 19:05
something to do with SC CV joints? thats all i can think of! is it a dummy gearbox made out of MDF? its wooden driveshafts innit? wooden engine mounts n wooden suspension parts...you and paff threw it all together but...........
....it wooden work... :woods:
Marksman
19-12-2006, 19:09
Multi-fuel? Er, nope!
If you give me Johnny's engine I'll tell you...
Owen.
Gary Symons
19-12-2006, 19:13
they're welsh so could be getting up to absolutely anything!
Mobile sheep pen? :hidesbehi
Puddle of Coolant Mainly Under Car?
Paul Woods
19-12-2006, 19:15
:) no deal banker...
doing my head in this!!!
Marksman
19-12-2006, 19:20
:) no deal banker...
doing my head in this!!!
Oh all right then, I'll settle for Shugsta's engine then, you could tell him that you just can't find all the bits anymore...
O.S.
never thought of a wooden gearbox, could be an idea there :)
Marksman
19-12-2006, 19:37
never thought of a wooden gearbox, could be an idea there :)
It might sap power though :woods:, but if it works than maybe it could be something we could branch out into. :woods:
O.S.
Marksman
19-12-2006, 22:03
You lot are barking mad. Did someone say scooby snacks? Hmm, flat four with a turbo :hmm:
O.S.
It might sap power though :woods:, but if it works than maybe it could be something we could branch out into. :woods:
O.S.
wood you leaf the barking mad jokes off the thread and stick to the point.. :beer:
Gary Symons
20-12-2006, 06:19
wood you leaf the barking mad jokes off the thread and stick to the point.. :beer:
Tree-mendous :hehe:
Paul Woods
20-12-2006, 06:35
oak-ay yew have made too mahogany bad wood jokes,its pine to do so but maple we could get back on topic!
Marksman
20-12-2006, 07:02
oak-ay yew have made too mahogany bad wood jokes,its pine to do so but maple we could get back on topic!
:woods: :woods:
:woods: :woods:
:woods: I think that was 5 puns was it not?
OK as instructed :- Mmm, hazel nuts, ye-geddit?
O.S.
Paul Woods
20-12-2006, 07:06
cedars no need for that ! :)
superchargedsam
20-12-2006, 13:13
I think this should be brought back on topic as getting hard to see the wood through the trees !
:woods:
yep you guys, wooden you all stop these terrible jokes and get back to barking up the wrong tree :)
Altogether now, "I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok!"
Marksman
20-12-2006, 23:54
and hang around in bars...
Paul Woods
21-12-2006, 06:47
"i insert frozen fruit pops,just like me dear mamar!" lol
i never wanted to be a hairdresser...(but then i bought a mk1)
wahay..happy christmas..you need all the mk1s you can get for this mod..!
haha..owen did you delete your first post..? i just deleted the second...then there were none..oops..better post again mate..
Gary Symons
21-12-2006, 07:01
Altogether now, "I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok!"
1...2...3...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...
Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear ma'ma!! :mrgreen:
Paul Woods
21-12-2006, 07:12
gary im disturbed that you typed that all out from memory..... :)
Gary Symons
21-12-2006, 07:29
gary im disturbed that you typed that all out from memory..... :)
erm... yes.... thats right, all from memory :shhh: :shhh: :hehe:
Marksman
21-12-2006, 16:53
haha..owen did you delete your first post..? i just deleted the second...then there were none..oops..better post again mate..
Eh? I thought I only posted one, and didn't delete anything? TBH I can't even remember what I posted so probably drivel! (Just add 1 to my post count and we'll call it quits!)
O.S.
Marksman
23-12-2006, 23:06
Does this help?
http://www.twobrutal.co.uk/forum/images/recovered/2006/12/123.jpg
Come on Woodsie, you know the answer already...
Owen.
Marksman
23-12-2006, 23:11
Thanks for that! [sulk]
Thin maybe but never bald!
O.S.
Thin? Anorexic mate. Like a Mk1 floor...
Marksman
23-12-2006, 23:15
Ouch.
Funny you should mention lightweight floors :whistle:
Owen.
Paul Woods
24-12-2006, 09:09
ah! is this completely removing a mk1 floor/chassis just leaving the outer skin and mounting the whole lot on a spacey type frame with castors on it so you can place whatever engine/drivetrain inside it as a mock up?
Marksman
24-12-2006, 09:59
Getting much warmer Paul. But still missing the vital AW11SC ingredient...
O.S.
aaahhhhhhhh
spill the beans
it looks as though your'e welding a hammer to two other hammers. so its obviously some sort of SST...
Marksman
03-01-2007, 07:03
it looks as though your'e welding a hammer to two other hammers. so its obviously some sort of SST...
I like it! You'll fit in very well around these parts :thumbsup:
:hmm: Come to think of it POCMUC really is a specialist tool lol
Owen.
Has this died a death or will we find out what this is? C'mon you guys.
you'll find out one day..but so many problems were encountered the whle project has been shelved..right owen/paff..??!
Well for now ya know, a lot of things to look into before we continue and release the info :)
Hey I take offence to that I don't tease cocks, its sheep down here :)
Paul Woods
28-01-2007, 11:10
from what ive heard paff there aint much teasing involved :welsh:
he job really, make sure you get the back legs into your wellies tho, stops them running :)
Marksman
28-01-2007, 12:05
Yeah. TBH I'm gutted, I'd hoped to have a reasonable product out of this and maybe a shot at an ASBO too, but ho-hum, there's always next year. I'll be concentrating on getting Ivor and Baldric finished and will then probably have 6 months off and then take another crack at it after that.
Sorry lads,
O.S.
Hey don't be sorry dude, seems like there has been a shed load of effort gone into this already. Sometimes a bit of incubation is necessary when working on new ideas. Lookin' forward to seeing the completed article.
Marksman
28-01-2007, 20:44
Cheers Shugsta.
Sorry for the let down 'n' all.
Owen.
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