I've had some crap cars over the last 32 years I have been driving, this is not a complete list as some of the cars I've had were owned for such short periods of time, like a 2.0 capri I had for 3 hours (rust bucket used it for one journey then scrapped it back in the 80's).
this list is not completely in order of ownership I can't remeber exactly the right order !
1. 1972 Morris marina 1.3 white awful car had it for two weeks, first car I had
2. 1976 Rover V8 SD1 yellow manual gearbox great but rusty (had this when I was 18!! Second car I had)
3. 1980 Rover V8 SD1 auto light blue third car after this it gets a bit complicated
4. 1973 Mini 850 van blue (had this for two months paid £25 for it sold it for £50)
5. 1972 Hillman imp 850 white, boiled up every trip
6. 1975 Mini 850 blue hand painted paid £15 for it had it for 3 months sold for £25
7. 1986 Fiat Uno Turbo very fast but felt like it was going to fall apart at any moment, crashed this one into 4 cars (way back when I was young).
8. 1983 Vauxhall Cavalier Sri red, great car at the time
9. 1986 Vauxhall Cavalier Sri Gold, not such a good example of the breed
10. 1987 Vauxhall Cavalier Sri 130, ok but found out it was two cars welded together
11. 1998 Ford Fiesta Si green Awful, brought as a write off (C) and put back on the road sold after 2 months
12. 1997 BMW 325i light blue rust bucket had one month sold as spares
13. 1995 Ford Escort 1.6 mk V blue awful, just awful
14. 1987 Lancia delta 1.3 blue, amazingly fast for a 1.3,
15. 1984 Opel Senator 3.0CD auto gold, 8mpg with your foot down!!! Averaged 19mpg
16. 1977 Triumph Dolomite sprint red 2.0 great when it ran properly which wasn’t often
17. 1976 Triumph Dolomite 1500TC white, was given this free, shocks were knacked bounced all over the road scrapped after two weeks
18. 1966 Morris minor 1000 black great car
19. 1984 Ford Orion 1.6 grey awful car crap engine
20. 1991 Ford Sierra 1.8 white awful car hated it
21. 1994 Fiat Panda 1000 blue great fun everywhere flat out until the head gasket went
22. 1986 Vauxhall Nova saloon 1.0 silver awful car, felt like it was quicker to walk
23. 1986 Toyota MR2 mk1a red first MR2 rev’ed and rev’ed great until the rust got to it
24. 1997 BMW 523i E39 Touring blue, mile muncher great car almost silent at 130mph
25. 2007 Vauxhall Astra H 1.8 design green/blue wife’s daily, boring but does everything asked of it
26. 1988 Toyota MR2 mk1b Blue 3VZFE fitted winter 2014 on my driveway, great current daily, steadily being improved, needs paint, love it.
As you can see bit of a mixture with a lot of cheap crappy cars in there!!